It's good to have a friend like that - he's got a dick as thick as my hand!

That's how giant boobs outweigh a huge ass in fucking

And take a picture of me fucking a stranger - I want to piss off my ex

You say you like anal? So hold the black dick, but don't scream

Shit, I'm so fucked up, out of the Friendzone and straight into alimony

She sucks me hard, and I get high because she looks just like Monetochka

Lick first, then shove it down your throat - you can even shove it down your throat

You jerked off without me - be thankful that you came on nice legs and not inside

Yeah, you got me, just like in the porno, will you give it to me?

Oh, she's so juicy - didn't even fuck me, but two minutes later I'm already cumming

Oh, I feel like I'm going to suck it — okay, I can do that

Look for your cream on the bottom shelf, you can't see your naked pussy very well

Come all the way down, or how can I tell if you're a good sucker or not?

Oh, brother, if I knew how you comforted me, I would have broken up with a boyfriend long ago

Whoa, easy! I'm a plumber, though. I could be a fucker for those boobs

And why would I need a date now if I've been fucked by a friend in a friendly way?

Honey, you've never flowed like that from cheating - surely you love me?

She's fucking with me! She jerks me off and won't let me cum, the bitch

Touch your tits and cum inside! Yes, yes, I heard you, I want a creampie

He called her stupid and tore her pantyhose, so I asked a friend to help

You hang in there and be patient, and I'll alternate mouth and ass until I cum

Installed Windows on your computer and a dick in your neighbor's pussy — not for free

"The Squid Game" is too hard — I lost and was screwed

Asking for pantyhose to rip and cum - understood, accepted, handled 🫡